#like... wtf does this mean

[batcavescolony]

Katniss is such an unreliable narrator. She says "Then something unexpected happens. At least, I don't expect it because I don't think of District 12 as a place that cares about me" girl you deliver strawberries to the Mayor, you hunt and trade for the district, when you fell at Prim being chosen someone caught you, when you went to Prim people parted for you, when you volunteered EVERYONE stopped. Idk how to tell you but I think you're a pillar of the community.

[keirahknightley]

Those are just words put together

Those are made up phrases

[starii-void]

going to chb must be crazy like imagine sharing a camp with

-one of the strongest demigods ever who's saved the world like at least 3 times, fought multiple gods & titans and WON (and is a tartarus survivor)

-the literal main architect of OLYMPUS who's also saved the world multiple times (also tartarus survivor)

-THE lord of the wild who's also close friends with the first two (and has helped save the world multiple times)

-an emo kid from the 1930s who again helped save the world and is also a tartarus survivor (TWICE)

-a son of apollo who survived tartarus with nothing but cargo shorts and sheer will (pun intended)

-the main designer and builder for the argo II, also the first hephaestus kid to have fire powers since hundreds of years ago (did i mention killed gaea? no? yeah he did that too)

-a girl who somehow charmspeak-ed gaea into falling back asleep (also side note daughter of super famous actor because why not)

-pretty much everybody is a two-time war veteran

-THE GOD APOLLO who just sometimes comes down to visit in the form of a teenage boy

-did i mention dionysus, god of wine madness and theatre

-also chiron, trainer of pretty much every greek hero ever

[camembri]

you wanted zoro to be on whole cake island to fulfil your weird desire to see zoro punish sanji. I wanted zoro on whole cake island because I think he's stupid enough to right place wrong time the plan and accidentally marry Sanji in full view of the whole wedding party in what becomes the most elaborately constructed comedy of errors ever written. we are NOT the same.

[bookalicent]

yeah so this was insane

[evermorepeyton]

horrifying email to get at 2 am btw

[uiiyru]

South park but make it good 🤭

[zuzu-romeave]

super interested in this stuff especially after this episode because i really think they are using one of these on irving at the end of it. theres not a chance in hell they’re just waking outie irving up and letting him see the aftermath of everything that just happened especially not when the other innies are there!! they have to be using one of the other overrides

[sapphicpixxiedreamgirl]

Sorry to my future gf because she will have to deal with the fact that I will forever be completely and irrevocably in love with Aubrey Plaza

[cartoonguy08]

Uhhh hi hi hi I really like your art it's super awesome and it makes me happy and also it makes me really happy to know you like Sniper/Scout because I also really like Sniper/Scout.... I think it would be really cool if you drew them again........ that's all okay bye scuttles away

There’s another ask in here that asks the same thing so I GOT IT NOW GUYS IM SORRY FOR LEAVING YOU HANGING 🙏🙏🙏

Sniper, what’re ya thinking bout’ Sniper?

Sniper no-

Suggestive under cut 👍

Hmmm I wonder how this situation will play out?-

[heathernet]

most of David Byrne's writing: "Another culture who's music I greatly appreciate is that of South America. I explored incorporating many instruments, themes, and wardrobe from the culture into my music and music videos. Part of it made me really appreciate being in a time where it's so easy to explore these wonderful cultures."

Most of Chris Frantz's writing: "Here's a neat picture of me, Tina, and David all in the tour bus in '81. Hey, you see those socks David's wearing? Those were MY socks! Can you believe it? When I called him out for it, he said 'oh I'm sorry Chris I thought these were mine'. Haha. Yeah right. David may have been musically talented, but he sure wasn't socially talented! Me and Tina threw rocks at him the rest of the night. I remember that moment fondly, the night I truly fell in love with Tina..."

[in-tua-deep]

I saw a murderbot daemon au where ART built murderbot a drone to act as a daemon and implies constructs are severed and yall know im a sucker for daemon aus?? But also like. daemon au where every secunit automatically comes with a minimum of one (1) drone, and at least one drone is essential to functioning. why? folks don’t know, maybe it’s storage or something. If units have multiple it’s usually as decoys for the important one

anyway obviously this drone is a daemon by another name. they don’t change shape partially bc they don’t know they can, partially bc the gov module will zap em dead if they change

It is making me think that after murderbot goes on the run it discovers its beloved drone has like. Idk. Multiple settings? Little spider drone that can skitter. Little lizard drone that can stick to walls. It can even do things like, lil cat drone that can claw up someone’s face real good (:

Ignore the people who think that this apparently means murderbot’s drone is a daemon. those people are stupid bc humans have daemons and murderbot is a CONSTRUCT and this is its DRONE thank you

but anyway yeah in a daemon au murderbot has the best and coolest drone and has its hands over its ears and is LALALALAing at top volume whenever anyone suggests it might be a daemon

[vesna-v-irkutske]

is artyoms letter about rats in his prison cell real? i saw it on a tg channel and ngl his writing style is lowkey cutie patootie (his grammar fucking sucks tho)

I think it is real, but I haven't seen the letter itself. You saw ONE obvious mistake and called him uneducated. But your tongue turned to call him cute, I'm shook. 🙄

🐀 Artyom's story about the rat from the toilet:

"When in our detention center, the so-called Red building, where convicts sentenced to life imprisonment are held, was undergoing repairs, it was exactly on their floor, i.e. on the ground floor. I don't know how it is in other places, but in our detention center, while I was there, repairs of various kinds were carried out all year round. Well, it was just some kind of the end of the world =) They began to dismantle the floors, apparently they were doing something with pipes, and the rats became so uncomfortable that they decided to rush to where the floors were more intact, i.e. to the cells =D And just imagine: so I sleep at night, I don't touch anyone and I wake up to the squeaking of these cute creatures coming from the toilet =) I boil the kettle, pour boiling water into this stinking abyss and realize that they're swimming somewhere there, and they just need some hot water to be added =) In general, zero emotions =) Well, okay, I went back to bed. And then this sweetie climbs out all covered in piss, it's been who knows where, excuse me =) Like it strolled businesslike through the toilet and dived back about its rat business. Well, nothing to do with local history, of course =) But I remembered something, and I decided to share!"

[mychemicalbrromance]

Eeeevil toxic yaois

[adustoflove]

No one understands guilt better than a girl with emotionally immature parents

[helenofblackthorns]

ok so if the demon Jem met was actually Lucifer and not Belial that means the demon he met in the Shadowhunter Market and who led him to the Lost Herondale/First Heir was also Lucifer and not Belial.... guys......